momspk #16

In addition to her usual poor/rushed texting skills, Mom is now getting some help from auto-correct. (Ignore the conversation itself — I was having a little freakout about my work load.)

“Hire eu doing now?” 

“What did u end hip doin…wee u able to buy what u needed”

“U wool finish but u have made this into a major thing in ur mind sri it its causing u too much stress aged that shuts u down”

“Can u suit songwriter quiet and relaxing for 10 or 15 min and just choose ur eyes and think abt a peaceful place u have been”

“U erik like it when u see it”

(Upon having seen this post, she wants me to inform you all that she has been correcting her mistakes after making them.)

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momspk #15

“Tx…me here…allies ph died so I’m sending her ur old one. Glad I still have it!! We bard reset it so all ur info is gone.”

A highlight from an otherwise unremarkable text: “imidiatly”

momspk #14

Something new: an audio clip! My mom accidentally sent a text to my dad’s office phone instead of his cell phone. Fortunately, he has a text-to-landline service, and here’s how it got interpreted.

momspk #13

“Ok u may bwant to lv an extra half hr cause the auto call i got was givin all kinds of info abt pkg so it might take u a while to figure out where togo.”

Two minutes later…

“Valet costs moneh.”

momspk #12

“Eat pamcakes & everyone needs tobe ready togoto lunch when we gat back.”

momspk #11

From my mom to my sister.

“I guess. When r u gone do cart again make sure u give me.tops from best Nd today.”

momspk #10

One I forgot about from the other day…

“I’m omw to dia for ggp”

TRANSLATION: “I’m on my way to DIA (the airport) for Grandma and Grandpa Primuth.”

momspk #9

She’s on a roll these days! Here’s a series of texts from tonight.

     Utah is the place to make good time. But ur not making good time so its pointless togo fast. I wda ben home 2 hrs ago…  ;)

;)

:-)

:$

=)

I just found the smiley shortcuts!!

momspk #8

Three responses to my latest post.

1. “Brother …I sent that to molly what, like 3 min ago??? No one is gonna think its that funny. And I spell ckd…yes…an abbreviation!!! …this txt before I snet”
2. “And now that ur done snickering condescendingly [wow, how on earth did she decide to actually spell that one out??]…I spelt sent wrong ON PURPOSE ;)”
3. “Spelt too…  ;) ;)”

momspk #7

Passed along to me by my little sister.

“czke is fine for anyone”

We’re pretty sure she meant “cake.”